A little girl was attending a church service with her mother when she started to complain that she was feeling unwell.
“I think I need to throw up,” said the girl.
“Well, go outside,” said the mother, “and use the bushes by the front door of the church.”
The little girl went off but was back less than a minute later. “That was quick,” said the mother. “Did you throw up?”
“Yes, but I didn’t need to go outside. I used a box near the door that says ‘For the sick’.”