Christian Jokes – One liners

If Cain and Able were Siamese twins, would they be Cable?

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

“I’ve taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.”

Warning notice at a seminary swimming pool: “First-year students are only allowed to walk on the shallow end.”

“If absence makes the heart grow fonder,” said a minister, “a lot of folks must love our church.”

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